Moving Pictures

I'm really bored and in the midst of witting my pilot, so I'm not gonna have an extensive update today. But, instead, I'm going to share my thoughts on some movies out there that I think everyone should see in their lifetime. If there's anything in this world that I love besides tits and fast food, it's movies. It may come as surpise, but I don't have A favorite movie. If I did, this entry would just be an extensive biased rant on how that movie rules and nothing else will ever compare to it's greatness. SO, I'll tell you my top 5 favorite movies, why I love them, and why I don't give a shit what you think about them. Keep in mind, they are not ranked, rather just listed.

5. Oldboy

Oldboy is fucking amazing. Korean director Chanwook Park brings alive the popular manga, and creates one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen. The cinematography in this movie is so fucking gorgeous, you almost wanna jerk off to it. Superb acting, amazing storyline, this movie has it all. It's generally loved by the majority of viewers, and kicked ass at Cannes. Fagtard Quentin Tarantino is obsessed with this movie, for quite a huge tool he actually has quite good taste in movies. It's got one of those hollywood "twist" endings, but it's definitely not super-lame I promise. If you see this movie and don't like it, I'll pry your teeth out with a hammer.

4. Boogie Nights

What do I love? Porn! Yes, good answer. What else do I love? Philip Seymour Hoffman? Yes, exactly! What else do I love? Luiz Guzman, fuck yeah! And what else do I love? John C Fucking Reily! This movie rules, it's got a cast full of badasses, some of the funniest things i've ever seen in a movie; as well as some of the saddest. For a 3 hour movie, I promise you that if you watch this you will not find yourself bored ONCE. Plus, Heather Graham shows her rack which is fucking sweet.

3. Annie Hall

This movie probably reflects my personality by viewing a single character more than any other movie I've seen. When I watch this movie I find myself thinking Woody Allen stole my life and made it into a movie. It's a shame I didn't see this film until recently, but better late than never. Also, if Woody Allen can make a movie about himself bitching and complaining then I can see a real future ahead of myself copying him.

2. Goodfellas

If you haven't seen this movie yet go fucking kill yourself.

1. Southland Tales

So many people hating on this movie, but it's fucking great. I love the Rock so much I wanna give the dude a big ol kiss. It's a really interesting movie with some hilarious dialog, and it's an interesting alternate parallel to the world we currently live in. If you watch it and hate it, please give it another chance I'm sure you'll fall in love with it. Or maybe it's best that everyone hates this movie, that way I sound fucking artsy and different when I tell everyone I love this movie regardless of the word of the majority. SO PUNK RAWK11!

Okay, I'm going to work and studying for economics, Thursday if I have time I'll post some of my pilot.